Shirts for the trades
Machinists, welders, tool & die makers, linemen and every shop dad.

Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys$29.99

Still Plays With Blocks$29.99

The Answer Is Still No$29.99

If I Said I'Ll Fix It, I Will$29.99

I Can Explain It To You, But I Can'T Understand It For You$29.99

Customer Requested Modifications$29.99

I'M Not Bossy, I Just Know What You Should Be Doing$29.99

Cranky$29.99

Torque To Me Dirty$29.99

Full Send$29.99

It Works, Don'T Touch It$29.99

I'M Silently Correcting Your Grammar$29.99

I Didn'T Say It Was Your Fault, I Said I Was Blaming You$29.99

Officially Unqualified$29.99

Just One More$29.99

That's Not How This Works.Png$29.99

Troubleshooting Flowchart$29.99

Your Lack Of Planning  My Emergency$29.99

Under Pressure$29.99

I'M A Simple Man$29.99

Screwed, Bolted & Busted$29.99

It's Not Broken, It's Modified$29.99

Because I Said So$29.99

Of Course I Know What I'M Doing$29.99

Built Tough$29.99

Percussive Maintenance Specialist$29.99

It'Ll Buff Out$29.99

I Am The Warranty$29.99

I Don'T Make Mistakes$29.99

Professional Overcomplicated$29.99

Close Enough For Government Work$29.99

I'M Not Arguing, I'M Just Explaining Why I'M Right$29.99

Yes, I Know What I'M Doing$29.99

If It Fits, It Ships$29.99

Qualified To Make It Worse$29.99

Runs Good (For Now)$29.99

My Plans For Tonight Fixing What You Touched$29.99

Measure Once, Cut Twice, Force It$29.99

Precision Crafted$29.99

Running On Coffee And Questionable Decisions$29.99

Licensed To Ill (Fit Tolerances)$29.99

Expert At Fixing Expensive Things You Broke$29.99

Works As Intended$29.99

Professional Parts Breaker$29.99

Trust Me, I'M A Professional$29.99

Certified Troublemaker$29.99

Professional Improviser$29.99

Good Enough For Who It's For$29.99

Send It$29.99

I Void Warranties$29.99

Expectation Vs Reality$29.99

Mechanical Hierarchy$29.99

Problem Solving Guide$29.99

Retired Machinist$29.99

Project Start Vs Project End$29.99

Machinist Dad$29.99

Fabricator$29.99

Mechanic Because Engineer Isn'T An Accuracy Rating$29.99

Millwright$29.99

Built Not Bought$29.99

Repair Estimate Calculator$29.99

Decision Tree Fix It Or Ignore It$29.99

Weekend Project Timeline$29.99

What I Ordered Vs What I Got$29.99

Estimated Time Vs Actual Time$29.99

Measure Twice$29.99

Customer Description Vs Actual Problem$29.99

My Workbench Clean Vs In Use$29.99

Tool Selection Flowchart$29.99

Welder$29.99

Skilled Tradesman$29.99

How I Think It Looks Vs How It Actually Looks$29.99

Get A Grip$29.99

Diagnostic Process$29.99

Tool & Die Maker$29.99

Precision Matters$29.99

Some People Have Hobbies$29.99

Keep Calm$29.99

Retired Machinist$29.99

Dad The Mechanic The Myth The Legend$29.99

Machinist Dad Fixing Everything Since 19Xx$29.99

Years Of Hard Work$29.99

Cnc Machinist$29.99

Tight Tolerance$29.99

Happiness Is A New Tool$29.99

If It Ain'T Broke$29.99

Officially Off The Clock$29.99

Within Spec$29.99

Still Turning Wrenches (Just Slower)$29.99

Experience CanâT Be Taught$29.99

Retired But Still Know More Than You$29.99

My Favorite People Call Me Dad$29.99

Retired Machinist$29.99

World's Okayest Welder Dad$29.99

Best Machinist Dad$29.99

Shop Tested, Trade Approved85.Png$29.99

Apprentice Machinist$29.99

I Don'T Do Estimates$29.99

Zero Runout$29.99

American Style Built With Precision$29.99

Machinist Precision Isnt Luck Its Engineered$29.99

Machinist Measure Twice Cut Once$29.99

Machinists Measure Twice Cut Once$29.99

Machinist Measure Twice Cut Once$29.99

Machinist For Life Never Guess$29.99

Machinists Chip Maker$29.99

Precision Trade Made To Spec$29.99

Turn To True Toolroom Metalwork Co$29.99

Deburr And Deliver Built To Run True$29.99

Cnc Made In America$29.99

Craftsmen Precision Guild$29.99

Machine Shop Born To Build$29.99

Precision Engine Machine Machined To Perfection$29.99

Made To Spec Tolerance Zero$29.99

Precision Machinist Forged In Steel$29.99

Precision Built Master Of The Mill$29.99

Measure Twice Then Cut Once And Deliver$29.99

Built To Spec Precision Never Quits$29.99

Machinist True To Spec$29.99

Keeper Of Tolerances Earned In Steel$29.99

Built To Spec Earned In Steel$29.99

Measure Twice Cut And Precision Will Follow$29.99

Machinist Steel Tight Tolerance And Hard Steel$29.99

Measure Twice Then Cut Once$29.99

Machinist Master Of The Mill$29.99

Machinist True To Spec Run True$29.99

Precision Beats Speed Every Single Time$29.99

Cut And Build Machinist$29.99

Proud Machinist Built By Hand$29.99

Proud Trade Steel Pride$29.99

Machinist Trade Steel Pride$29.99

Precision Machine Works$29.99

Lathe Masters Run As One$29.99

Machinist Measure Twice Cut Once Held To A Tenth$29.99

Precision Works Machine Shop$29.99

Graveyard Shift Born To Build$29.99

Cut Hard Run True$29.99

Night Shift Graveyard Since 2012$29.99

Machinists Legendary Trade$29.99

Machinists Precision Guild Collective$29.99

The Veteran Machinist Our Trade Forevermore$29.99

The Trade Of The Machinist$29.99

Sparks And Steel True Supply$29.99

The Machinists Shop Crew$29.99

American Masters Machine Shop$29.99

Classic Machine Shop Floor$29.99

Trusted Machine Tight Tolerance Built To Last$29.99

Zero To Scrap In One Pass$29.99

Midnight Shift Machinists Build While The World Sleeps$29.99

Retired Tool & Die Maker Precision Never Retires$29.99

Tool & Die Dad I Make The Tools That Make Everything$29.99

I Run Cnc What's Your Superpower$29.99

Retired Machinist Hourly Rate$29.99

Grandpa Retired Machinist Still Measures Twice$29.99

Close Enough Is Not A Tolerance$29.99

Millwright If It Turns I Aligned It$29.99

Hvac Tech I Fix What Your Brother In Law Touched$29.99

Tradesmen Built This Country Still Fixing It$29.99

Retired Lineman No More Storm Calls$29.99

Trucker Husband Home Is Where The Truck Parks$29.99